You could probably prove, by judicious use of logarithms and congruent triangles, that real life is a lot more like soap opera than most people will admit.

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.

With politicians, artful evasion is always preferable to the outright lie.

I often plagiarize from myself. I like to think of this as ecological journalism: I recycle.

Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.

Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

So keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds.