I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.

There is no inverse relationship between freedom and security. Less of one does not lead to more of the other. People with no rights are not safe from terrorist attack.

I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

Nice is a pallid virtue. Not like honesty or courage or perseverance. On the other hand, in a nation notably lacking in civility, there is much to be said for nice.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point--race. Once you figure out they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything.