no one has ever accused Texas of being in the vanguard of social progress. This is the most macho state in the U.S. of A. By lore, legend, and fact, Texas is 'hell' on women and horses.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.