What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

This is the man (Ronald Reagan) who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency

The advantage of being able to identify sin is that you can go out and do it, and enjoy it.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

I'm sorry that government involves filling out a lot of forms. ... I'm sorry myself that we're not still on the frontier, where we could all tote guns, shoot anything that moved and spit to our hearts' content. But we live in a diverse and crowded country, and with civilization comes regulation.

So keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds.

If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.