What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

Either we figure out how to keep corporate cash out of the political system or we lose the democracy.

Nice is a pallid virtue. Not like honesty or courage or perseverance. On the other hand, in a nation notably lacking in civility, there is much to be said for nice.

Politics is not a picture on a wall or a television sitcom that you can decide you don't much care for.

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.