He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley's daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn't it?

In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in the papers.

I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.

Listen to the people who are talking about how to fix what's wrong, not the ones who just work people into a snit over the problems. Listen to the people who have ideas about how to fix things, not the ones who just blame others.

Anyone who thinks humans are not capable of so fouling their own nest that the land and the waters can no longer be productive just hasn't been paying attention.

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.