Rank imperialism and warmongering are not American traditions or values. We do not need to dominate the world.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged: The spirit of human frolic needs all the help it can get.

You look at the large problems that we face - that would be overpopulation, water shortages, global warming and AIDS, I suppose - all of that needs international cooperation to be solved.

I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point--race. Once you figure out they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything.