The jokes that take my last name and equate them to a sex act ... is a really cruel thing to do.

I was Patient Zero. The first person to have their reputation completely destroyed worldwide via the Internet.

I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened.

So it was sort of an odd time because I had been hired, but my paperwork hadn't gone through. So I worked as an intern during the government shutdown, as an intern, but I already had a job.

It’s time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress.

I have spent the past several years working so hard to just move on, and to try and build a life for myself.

The jokes that take my last name and equate them to a sex act ... is a really cruel thing to do.