It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.

I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.

I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.