I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.