I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.
I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.
I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.
How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.
I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.