We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with.

Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.

I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden.

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.