The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.

You don't know how much you appreciate your privacy until you don't have it.

I have four children and nine grandchildren. I'm presently wearing out my second wife.

I don't remember what my favourite comedy film is - truthfully! I saw Borat and I thought I was not going to be able to get out of the theatre because I was in so much pain from the laughter.

Dr. Martin Luther King is not a black hero. He is an American hero.

I'm also very fond of a light business jet, so I'd like to get it before it's too late.

Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material.