Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.
I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.
I was kicked out of The Stars And Stripes twice, and finally got back in.
When I draw, I rule the world.
When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.