Some people will do schlock or anything, just to get their name on it.

It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

When I draw, I rule the world.

Life is like a game of chess...there are many moves possible, but each move determines your next move...where you wind up is the sum total of all your past moves...but first you have to make some kind of move.

When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.

You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion.