Life is like a game of chess...there are many moves possible, but each move determines your next move...where you wind up is the sum total of all your past moves...but first you have to make some kind of move.

Everything I know, I write about. My only research is what I did.

It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

When I draw, I rule the world.

I was kicked out of The Stars And Stripes twice, and finally got back in.

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.