There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.

My dad was a self-taught stride piano player. The myth is - I don't whether it's true or not - that he taught himself to play by watching a player piano.

Ever since the world ended, I don't go out as much

I haven't stopped and I don't plan on stoppin' any time soon.

I'm always storing away phrases and ideas and things that I think might turn into songs.

I finally decided if I was going to make a living, I was gonna have to come to New York.

I been getting good crowds. It only took 50 years.