The only limitations one has, are the ones they place on themselves

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

So I didn't pass. It was the army's decision that they didn't want me to go into the service. They're the boss. I don't want to say no whole lot about it.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a << racial epithet >>.

I'm definitely gonna be the People's champion ... but I just ain't gonna be the champ the way you want me to be the champ. I'm gonna be the champ the way I wanna be.

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.