Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.
If you are not the best, then pretend you are
Whoever knocks persistently, ends by entering.
If you were surprised when Nixon resigned, just watch what happens when I whup Foreman's behind!
The Holy Koran, our religious book, teaches us, that we who declare ourselves to be righteous Muslims, do not participate in no wars, in no way, fashion or form, that take the lives of other humans.
Parkinson's is my toughest fight. No, it doesn't hurt. It's hard to explain. I'm being tested to see if I'll keep praying, to see if I'll keep my faith. All great people are tested by God.