I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty.

It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.

I am grateful for all my victories, but I am especially grateful for my losses, because they only made me work harder.

When I meet a new person, I don’t see race or religion. I look deeper. We must learn to satisfy our conflicts peacefully and to respect one another.

You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby.

I don't count my situps. I only start counting once it starts hurting.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.