We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.

I'm old-fashioned beyond my years.

we have invented sex guilt to take our minds off the real thing.

Art and religion first; then philosophy; lastly science. That is the order of the great subjects of life, that's their order of importance.

I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don't.

The words of the double-tongued are as if they were harmless, but they reach even to the inner part of the bowels. Praise be to the Lord, who distinguishes our cause and delivers us from the unjust and deceitful man.

Every communist has a fascist frown, every fascist a communist smile.