If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-work, you should acquire a cat . . .

If you're going to do a thing, you should do it thoroughly. If you're going to be a Christian, you may as well be a Catholic.

It's a whydunnit in q-sharp major and it has a message: never talk to the sort of girls that you wouldn't leave lying about in your drawing-room for the servants to pick up.

I wouldn't take the Pope too seriously. He's a Pole first, a pope second, and maybe a Christian third.

Allow me, in conclusion, to congratulate you warmly upon your sexual intercourse, as well as your singing.

A rebellion against a tyrant is only immoral when it hasn't got a chance.

Every communist has a fascist frown, every fascist a communist smile.