Some women are born to be married, some achieve marriage, and others have marriage thrust upon them.

After the door of a woman's heart has once swung on its silent hinges, a man thinks he can prop it open with a brick and go away and leave it.

If there's anythin' on earth that can be more tryin' than any kind of relative, I don't know what it is, but relatives by marriage comes first - easy.

Conceit is lovable and unconcealed ; vanity is supreme selfishness, usually hidden.

Legislation may at times be disobeyed, but never law, for the breaking brings swift punishment of its own.

Did you ever read a love-letter that wasn't an evidence of idiocy - except your own?

When we get civilised, I believe children will go by number until they get old enough to choose their own names.