Love and hate always remember; it is only indifference that forgets.
Did you ever read a love-letter that wasn't an evidence of idiocy - except your own?
I've just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it!
If we all tried to make other people's paths easy, our own feet would have a smooth even place to walk on.
Marriage is the process by which a woman deprives herself of an escort.
Making an issue of a little thing is one of the surest ways to spoil happiness.