Married and unmarried women waste a great deal of time in feeling sorry for each other.

If there's anythin' on earth that can be more tryin' than any kind of relative, I don't know what it is, but relatives by marriage comes first - easy.

There are many people who consider love a dream, but they usually grow to think of marriage as the cold breakfast.

Womankind suffers from three delusions: marriage will reform a man, a rejected lover is heartbroken for life, and if the other women were only out of the way, he would come back.

the world has been fair cruel if you've never known the love of a dog!

Making an issue of a little thing is one of the surest ways to spoil happiness.

Anger is a better weapon than tears; a burr commands more respect than a sensitive plant.