I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.

From the American newspapers you'd think America was populated solely by naked women and cinema stars.

No one sex can govern alone. I believe that one of the reasons why civilization has failed so lamentably is that is had one-sided government.

[To a group of women prisoners:] You're luckier than I am. You're wanted and I'm not.

Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

Nobody wants me as a Cabinet Minister and they are perfectly right. I am an agitator, not an administrator.