I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

I can conceive of nothing worse than a man-governed world -- except a woman-governed world.

It is hopeless trying to go forward when you are looking backward.

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?

It isn't the common man at all who is important: it's the uncommon man.