I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

Anyone's blood can become blue for a lump sum down.

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?

I married beneath me. All women do.

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.