The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
The only thing the women were after was just the chance to help the world on. But some men were so dreadfully afraid of them that they refused to understand, and talked about 'shrieking sisterhoods' and 'disappointed spinsters' and rubbish of that sort.
What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
Anyone's blood can become blue for a lump sum down.