One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
From the American newspapers you'd think America was populated solely by naked women and cinema stars.
Anyone's blood can become blue for a lump sum down.
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing.
[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!