When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

There is no such thing as a strictly woman's problem. Any question affecting the welfare of society is a woman's problem.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I can conceive of nothing worse than a man-governed world -- except a woman-governed world.

Pioneers may be picturesque figures, but they are often rather lonely ones.

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.