I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away.

If one can't be happy, one must be amused.

A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.

The worst of being a Communist is the parties you may go to are - well - awfully funny and touching but not very gay...I don't see the point of sad parties, do you? And Left-wing people are always sad because they mind dreadfully about their causes, and the causes are always going so badly.

I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away.

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off: it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead.

And Left-wing people are always sad because they mind dreadfully about their causes, and the causes are always going so badly.