Always be civil to the girls, you never know who they may marry.

Nothing makes people crosser than being considered too old for love.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

oh how television diminishes everything.

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off: it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead.

A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.

Sun, silence, and happiness.