I no longer care about the financial system. I gave them my roadmap. OK? Thanks, bye. I've no idea what's going on. I'm disconnected. I'm totally disengaged.

The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.

Never trust a journalist unless she's your mother.

Another definition of modernity: conversations can be more and more completely reconstructed with clips from other conversations taking place at the same time on the planet.

An idea starts to be interesting when you get scared of taking it to its logical conclusion.

Don't read newspapers for the news (just for the gossip and, of course, profiles of authors). The best filter to know if the news matters is if you hear it in cafes, restaurants... or (again) parties.

Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse