I am a hooker with a heart of gold.

I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or just been one. I certainly liked entertaining people and making jokes, but I don't know necessarily if that's what your child is prone to that you should necessarily put them in a real working industry at six years old.

Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth are mortifying.

Over time, you realize that even the things that are most high stakes kind of resolve themselves.

There are epic downsides to living a somewhat public life. The upshot of that is there's nothing to hide. It's a relief in a way. There's nothing about me that can't be said.

I was this kid who had been raised in New York, and now all of a sudden, my mother decided that she was a Jewish divorcee and therefore she should be living in Miami Beach.

In my experience of living, for a time, in the underbelly of society, I spent a lot of time in various holding cells.