Remember when we didn't live in the future? When we were young, it was not the future yet.

I'd love to go to school, but every time I try I get a movie. That's actually how I get work: I enroll. That's like my good luck charm.

Existence itself is disconcerting and disorienting.

Anormal day looks like, you know, shower, put on the same jeans, the same tattered Gucci loafers I got at the thrift store, white socks, and my t-shirt and my very beat-up Helmut Lang blazer. Im in the exact same outfit every day.

I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, because there's inevitable fallout from living like you're in 'Lord of the Flies.'

I definitely would rather take a nap than get angry.

Over time, you realize that even the things that are most high stakes kind of resolve themselves.