Remember when we didn't live in the future? When we were young, it was not the future yet.

I am a hooker with a heart of gold.

I always see the absurdity in most situations. It's my experience of how life works.

I adore Eddie Kaye Thomas and Jason Biggs. Eddie was the only one who called me when they were doing 'American Reunion' and told me, 'You need to do this.'

I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, because there's inevitable fallout from living like you're in 'Lord of the Flies.'

There's that special magical place that exists when you forget everything else because you are laughing hysterically. It's the only truly safe place and it can happen with a stranger or a best friend.

I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again.