I'm the one who often makes the 'Murder, She Wrote' reference, and ABC hates that, they don't want me to do that. And I say that having never actually watched 'Murder, She Wrote'. I think people have been trying to compare it to crime shows that are on right now, and all I can do is listen. I don't watch a lot of TV.

I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.

I tried my hand at writing, I tried to write out a little script - and it's not too bad. Mostly, though, it let me understand how incredibly difficult that job is. I can't even imagine doing it on a weekly basis for a series in any way. That's tough. I think I'll try to leave that to smarter people than me.

I love 'Strange Brew'. I quote that movie all the time, and no one knows what I'm talking about.

It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.

Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.

When you slick back your hair, you get a really good idea of just how melon-like your head actually is.