It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I'll always go back to the stage.

If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking.

I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

People have to do things in their own time, and that's what I did.

People think they know who I am, because I've played so many very, very out gay men on stage, and they think that's me