Hollywood... Real diamonds, fake breasts.
If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking.
I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.
Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner. That's all I have to say. I love Kevin Costner.
I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.
'The Producers' is a sort of a once in a lifetime kind of phenomenon, and I was grateful to be a part of it.