If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

There's not a day in my life I'm not proud of being gay, but I just wasn't ready for that attention to be placed on it. I remember being on Oprah. Well, not on Oprah. Near Oprah. She started saying, 'Now, Nathan, you got all those girlie moves going down in 'The Birdcage,' where's all that coming from? You're so good at all that girlie stuff!'