I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.
I'm really an honorary Jew, you know; all the best people are. I really do feel Jewish, even though I'm a Catholic. The way the Church has been behaving, I'm happy to be Jewish.
I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.
Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.
Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner. That's all I have to say. I love Kevin Costner.
It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along