Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying.

My oldest brother used to take me to the theater. The first play he took me to see was 'Black Comedy,' then he took me to see 'Butley.' We'd see all these British plays. And 'Hello, Dolly,' with Pearl Bailey. I was unconsciously thinking, 'Gee, I would love to be able to do that.'

The reason I was in most of the movies I've done is that they paid for me to be in the theater.