I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

I want the kind of career where I can move back and forth.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

My mom was Jewish, so some would call me Jewish.

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.