I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

He's so interesting because you think you know Dennis Hopper, but you don't really know Dennis Hopper. I don't really know Dennis Hopper, I just know him from the silver screen.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

Hollywood... Real diamonds, fake breasts.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.