An efficient government is dangerous in the hands of the wrong man. Sadly, the right sort of man never seems interested in the job.

The simplest fix for better grilling is to line the inside of your barbecue with tin foil. It dramatically affects how evenly the heat is distributed. That crusty black hibachi or Weber grill is doing your food no favors.

There is a one-in-300 chance that Earth will be struck on March 16, 2880, by an asteroid large enough to destroy civilization and possibly cause the extinction of the human race. But, on the bright side, Prince could re-release his hit song with the new refrain 'We're gonna party like its twenty-eight seventy-nine.'

A person's basic humanity is not governed by how he or she came into this world, or whether somebody else happens to have the same DNA.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

If I say I've got two versions of Word - that old one from 1982 that's perfect, with zero defects; or the new one that's got all this cool new stuff, but there might be a few bugs in it - people always want the new one. But I wouldn't want them to operate a plane I was on with software that happened to be the latest greatest release!

If your kitchen smells good, your food lost something.