Wallow too much in sensitivity and you can't deal with life, or the truth.

Where do politicians come from? Why, they come from Uranus!

I'm an entertainer. Not a journalist or spokesman for anybody. Truth is, a lot of my listeners absolutely hate what I have to say.

Screaming racism is the last refuge of leftist intellectuals who've completely lost their mojo.

The federal government should be less important in our lives, not more.

One of the most crucial but hardest things to do as part of turning your life around is to get rid of all the negative people around you and replace them with people who encourage you instead.

The lottery is a tax on ignorance, and all the losers that play the game are paying the price for their stupidity.