I was your quintessential nerd in high school.

Where do politicians come from? Why, they come from Uranus!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.

THE most widespread form of child abuse in the United States is parents sending children to the government to be educated.

Screaming racism is the last refuge of leftist intellectuals who've completely lost their mojo.

Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection.

The Tea Partiers don't want all regulations eliminated. They just want laws that can be understood and regulations that aren't going to destroy businesses, or leave deserving veterans without a source for a mortgage loan.