I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.

It is the fate of operating systems to become free.

It is what you don't expect... that most needs looking for.

If the item of stolen property had been anything other than a book, it would have been confiscated. But a book is different - it is not just a material possession but the pathway to an enlightened mind, and thence to a well-ordered society.

Unix is not so much an operating system as an oral history.

I am on an expense account that would blow your mind.

That's funny because if anyone actually did prove the existence of God we'd just tell him 'nice proof, Fraa Bly' and start believing in God.