Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and laid in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.

I had fooled myself into thinking that I was something important to the rest of the world.

I had hurt her feelings, I found out later; I didn’t know I had that power.

See, when you mess something up, you learn for the next time. It's when people compliment you that you're in trouble. That means they expect you to keep it up.

Some of the most profound truths about us are things that we stop saying in the middle.

That's all I can do. I'll keep at it and hope it gets better.

You shouldn't be able to be alive and you are. You want to trade?