We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.