The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.
A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.
We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.
We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.
It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.
It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.