I like 'pencil-necked weasel'. It has 'pencil' in it. Pencils are good things. You can draw or write things with pencils. I think it's what you call someone when you're worried that using a long word like 'intellectual' may have too many syllables. It's not something that people who have serious, important things to say call other people.

Somebody said that writers are like otters... Otters, if they do a trick and you give them a fish, the next time they'll do a better trick or a different trick because they'd already done that one. And writers tend to be otters. Most of us get pretty bored doing the same trick. We've done it, so let's do something different.

The right song can turn an emperor into a laughingstock, can bring down dynasties.

Human beings do not relate to written words in the same way that they will relate to spoken words. They do not relate to music in the same way that they do to pictures. It's all different parts of our head, different parts of our minds processing this.

I'm writing. The pages are starting to stack up. My morale is improving the more I feel like a writer.

Adult helplessness destroys children. Or it forces them to become tiny adults of their own.

Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.