Whenever it rains you will think of her.

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

There aren't any good guys, and there aren't any bad guys. There's just us. People. Doing our best to get by.

Many phenomena - wars, plagues, sudden audits - have been advanced as evidence for the hidden hand of Satan in the affairs of Man, but whenever students of demonology get together the M25 London orbital motorway is generally agreed to be among the top contenders for exhibit A.

He would go somewhere no one knew him, and he would sit in a library all day and read books and listen to people breathing.

It felt like a small forever.

Sometimes human beings are very much like bees. Bees are fiercely protective of their hive, provided you are outside it. Once you’re in, the workers sort of assume that it must have been cleared by management and take no notice; various freeloading insects have evolved a mellifluous existence because of this very fact. Humans act the same way.