They were having an argument as old and comfortable as an armchair, the kind of argument that no one ever really wins or loses but which can go on forever, if both parties are willing.
Neil GaimanThe real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.
Neil GaimanThe house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.
Neil GaimanHe couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.
Neil Gaiman