I think hell is something you carry around with you, not somewhere you go.

None of this is truly happening," he said to Shadow. He sounded miserable. "It's all in your head. Best not to think of it.

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe."

The old rules are crumbling and nobody knows what the new rules are...so make up your own rules.

Peas baffled me. I could not understand why grown-ups would take things that tasted so good raw, and then put them in tins, and make them revolting.

Agnes was the worst prophet that's ever existed. Because she was always right. That's why the book never sold.

You are young, and in love. Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived.